Create Holistic Bullshit In Seconds...




Instructions

1. Click the make holistic bullshit button.

2. Get some fantastic holistic bullshit for your next yoga class.

3. Repeat to taste.


Holistic Generator

Sound really knowledgeable at the Whole Foods juice bar, or your next yoga class using our generator.
Our holistic generator helps you align your meridians and chakras in a pinch.

Our Holistic Bullshit Word List

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