Tech Bullshit Generator
Sound like you know what's going on in your next meeting. Nobody else does either.
Great question. The short answer is we harness Web3 mindshare. The long answer is also that, but with a slide.
Tip: press the space bar for a fresh one. Every phrase gets its own shareable link.
Your recent bullshit
What is the Tech Bullshit Generator?
MakeBullshit.com has been generating premium-grade tech bullshit since 2015. Hit the button and get a buzzword-loaded sentence you can say out loud in a meeting with a straight face. Leverage it. Operationalize it. Take it offline.
Every phrase is built from a hand-curated list of real corporate buzzwords: the classic dot-com era stuff (e-enable bricks-and-clicks portals) plus the modern AI, cloud and agile jargon that fills calendars today. Each one gets a shareable link, so you can send your boss exactly the right nonsense.
How to use it
- Click Make Tech Bullshit (or press the space bar).
- Copy the phrase, or hit Share to send a link to that exact phrase.
- Say it slowly in your next stand-up. Nod. Repeat to taste.
10 examples from the Tech Bullshit Generator
- Quick question: have we tried to facilitate the collaborative LLM pipelines? Asking for an investor who doesn't know what we do.
- To be clear, this isn't a pivot. We're just going to recontextualize efficient content instead of everything we said last quarter.
- Let me double-click on that: are we trying to drive zero-trust infrastructures, or just expedite them?
- If we mesh our synergistic paradigms, we can finally visualize the B2B content. Big if true.
- Not to be that guy, but we should innovate back-end partnerships using a two-pizza team before Amazon does.
- We need to seize our cutting-edge supply-chains before end of Q3, or we're pivoting to crypto.
- Going forward, my team will aggregate visionary value props so we can enable cloud-first growth hacks at scale.
- Let's take this offline and gamify some quantum-ready channels.
- I've put a 45-minute meeting on everyone's calendar to align on how to integrate integrated networks.
- Can we circle back on how to strategize end-to-end technologies? I have a hard stop in 8 minutes.
Our tech bullshit word list
Every phrase is assembled from these buzzwords. Mix one verb, one adjective and one noun for the classic three-word bullshit, or let the generator build a full meeting-ready sentence.
Verbs (80)
- action
- aggregate
- AI-enable
- architect
- benchmark
- blockchain-ify
- brand
- containerize
- cultivate
- de-risk
- deconflict
- deliver
- democratize
- deploy
- disintermediate
- dogfood
- double-click on
- drive
- e-enable
- embrace
- empower
- enable
- engage
- engineer
- enhance
- envisioneer
- evolve
- expedite
- exploit
- extend
- facilitate
- future-proof
- gamify
- generate
- grow
- harness
- hyper-personalize
- ideate
- implement
- incentivize
- incubate
- innovate
- integrate
- iterate
- leverage
- matrix
- maximize
- mesh
- monetize
- morph
- operationalize
- optimize
- orchestrate
- productize
- recontextualize
- redefine
- reintermediate
- reinvent
- repurpose
- revolutionize
- right-size
- scale
- seize
- socialize
- strategize
- streamline
- sunset
- syndicate
- synergize
- synthesize
- target
- tokenize
- transform
- transition
- unleash
- uplevel
- upskill
- utilize
- visualize
- whiteboard
Adjectives (80)
- 24/7
- 24/365
- agentic
- AI-native
- B2B
- B2C
- back-end
- best-of-breed
- bleeding-edge
- blockchain-adjacent
- bricks-and-clicks
- carbon-neutral
- clicks-and-mortar
- cloud-first
- collaborative
- compelling
- cross-media
- cross-platform
- customized
- cutting-edge
- data-driven
- distributed
- dot-com
- dynamic
- e-business
- efficient
- end-to-end
- enterprise
- extensible
- frictionless
- front-end
- global
- granular
- headless
- holistic
- hyper-personalized
- impactful
- innovative
- integrated
- interactive
- intuitive
- killer
- leading-edge
- low-code
- magnetic
- mission-critical
- mobile-first
- next-generation
- omnichannel
- one-to-one
- open-source
- out-of-the-box
- plug-and-play
- proactive
- quantum-ready
- real-time
- revolutionary
- rich
- robust
- scalable
- seamless
- serverless
- sexy
- sticky
- strategic
- synergistic
- transparent
- turn-key
- ubiquitous
- user-centric
- value-added
- vertical
- viral
- virtual
- visionary
- web-enabled
- Web3
- wireless
- world-class
- zero-trust
Nouns (60)
- action-items
- agentic workflows
- applications
- architectures
- bandwidth
- channels
- communities
- content
- convergence
- core competencies
- dashboards
- data lakes
- deliverables
- e-business
- e-commerce
- e-markets
- e-services
- e-tailers
- experiences
- eyeballs
- flywheels
- functionalities
- growth hacks
- hashtags
- infomediaries
- infrastructures
- initiatives
- interfaces
- learnings
- LLM pipelines
- low-hanging fruit
- markets
- methodologies
- metrics
- microservices
- mindshare
- models
- networks
- niches
- north-star metrics
- OKRs
- paradigms
- partnerships
- platforms
- portals
- relationships
- ROI
- schemas
- solutions
- stakeholders
- supply-chains
- synergies
- systems
- technologies
- touchpoints
- users
- value props
- vortals
- web-readiness
- web services
Frequently asked questions
What is a bullshit generator?
A bullshit generator randomly combines buzzwords into sentences that sound important but mean nothing. Ours uses templates and hundreds of real tech and corporate buzzwords, so the results read like something you'd actually hear on a Zoom call.
Can I use these phrases at work?
Legally, yes. Professionally, at your own risk. Many users report that saying "let's operationalize our agentic synergies" in a meeting resulted in a promotion, a reorg, or both.
How do I share a specific phrase?
Every phrase has its own link. Click Share or Copy Link and the URL will reproduce the exact same phrase for whoever opens it.
Is this the original bullshit generator?
MakeBullshit.com launched in 2015 in Charlotte, NC, and is one of the longest-running tech bullshit generators on the web. We have since expanded into job titles, LinkedIn posts, excuses, startup ideas and more.